Spot had decided, grasshopper, that he’s really Captain Ahab. Here’s a man with a whale of an obsession. An obsession that has destroyed his humanity, his reasoning, and his coherence. He’s a man like your crazy uncle: the one your Mom told you not to say certain words in front of at Thanksgiving dinner: government, taxes, and well, you know the list. Words that, if uttered, would set off an unhinged spittle-flecked rant that would ruin dinner. Really, it would ruin dinner: nobody would want to